I need to use money to buy a airplane ticket right now.Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker's Wife: But I need money to let Chinese. Heya!Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker's Wife: What's wrong?Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: This stupid boy in America destroyed all type of electronics we make, and he about to destroy iPhone I make.Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker's Wife: How do you know that's the iPhone you make?Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: Those are my blood stains on the box. Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker's Wife: Is it YouTube blocked here?Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: I use VPN that might let me in jail for long long time.Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker's Wife: Ok, have fun.Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: Thanks. Dinner will be ready in a hour.Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: Ok, I go watch YouTube now. At least people in America are wrong and changed the iPhone we make for them.Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker's Wife: Aw, that's nice. I said I hate my life, not wife, I do not like my job.Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker's Wife: Then why do you keep of working there days? Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: No one else hire me. King: And, upload!Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker's Wife: Hi honey, how was work today?Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: Awful, I hate my life.Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker's Wife: What did you say?Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: No no. So make sure to subscribe, so you don't miss it! Wait, why am I out of focus? I hate this camera. King: Hey guys, you've been asking for it, so here's the newest iPhone I'm going to destroy for a YouTube video soon. King: It's too bad I'm not going to be using it. Even if it look almost the same as my iPhone 10. Who cares what it is, it's unboxing time.
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King: What the hell is on this box? It's red. See?īOXCONN Boss: All I see is time to wasted!Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: Ok, I'm done with this one!īOXCONN Boss: Great. (The 2016-2019 intro appears, with the text "If you're new to this series, it's basically a dumb skit about upgrading technology, btw." at the bottom of the screen.)īOXCONN Boss: Come on! Come on! Hurry up with those iPhones or you can kiss goodbye to your $4 an hour!Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: But we always get paid only $3 an hour!īOXCONN Boss: That's it! No more bathroom breaks! Faster!Ĭhinese Sweatshop Worker: But I worked 10 hours, and blood come off my gloves.